{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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