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{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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