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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Benzocyclobutadiene","displaytitle":"Benzocyclobutadiene","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2335652","titles":{"canonical":"Benzocyclobutadiene","normalized":"Benzocyclobutadiene","display":"Benzocyclobutadiene"},"pageid":14160846,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Benzocyclobutadiene.svg/320px-Benzocyclobutadiene.svg.png","width":320,"height":236},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Benzocyclobutadiene.svg/210px-Benzocyclobutadiene.svg.png","width":210,"height":155},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1130553632","tid":"a9d2c1cb-8877-11ed-8332-f7eaca52133c","timestamp":"2022-12-30T19:25:05Z","description":"Chemical compound","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzocyclobutadiene","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzocyclobutadiene?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzocyclobutadiene?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Benzocyclobutadiene"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzocyclobutadiene","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Benzocyclobutadiene","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzocyclobutadiene?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Benzocyclobutadiene"}},"extract":"Benzocyclobutadiene is the simplest polycyclic hydrocarbon, being composed of an aromatic benzene ring fused to an anti-aromatic cyclobutadiene ring. It has chemical formula C8H6. Though the benzene ring is stabilized by aromaticity, the cyclobutadiene portion has a destabilizing effect. This results into it being a non-aromatic compound - neither behaving as aromatic nor an antiaromatic one. For this reason, benzocyclobutadiene will readily dimerize or polymerize and it reacts as a dienophile in Diels-Alder reactions.","extract_html":"
Benzocyclobutadiene is the simplest polycyclic hydrocarbon, being composed of an aromatic benzene ring fused to an anti-aromatic cyclobutadiene ring. It has chemical formula C8H6. Though the benzene ring is stabilized by aromaticity, the cyclobutadiene portion has a destabilizing effect. This results into it being a non-aromatic compound - neither behaving as aromatic nor an antiaromatic one. For this reason, benzocyclobutadiene will readily dimerize or polymerize and it reacts as a dienophile in Diels-Alder reactions.
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