{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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John was a medieval Bishop of Rochester.
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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