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Lincoln Henry Jelliff served as a Member of Parliament in the Lethbridge riding from 1921 to 1930. He was born in Oneida, Illinois, United States. He was elected as a Progressive in 1921 Canadian federal election and 1925 and was then re-elected in 1926 representing the United Farmers of Alberta. He did not run for re-election in 1930 and retired from parliament.
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